Night Blog - Nick Davis

Last night Jacinda and I were hanging out in the living room, looking at 50's ads when all of a sudden door knocking was heard on our front entry. A an older, larger woman was on my front porch asking for money. Let me explain further in the manner of an online converstation. Since I did not get the name of this woman, I shall call her Tabitha.

Tabitha:
*Knocks on door*
Nicholas:
*Opens Door*
Nicholas:
Hello?
Tabitha:
*Sigh* hi... my car brke ran out of gas a few bloks that way *points south*
Tabitha:
i was wondring if u culd give me $3 so i could put gas in it....
Tabitha:
could*
Nicholas:
*Rolls eyes*..... Are you serious.... k... Here's $3 (now get off my porch)... *Glances to Jacinda*
Tabitha:
thank u so much. omg... hey... can u give me a ride to my car...
Nicholas:
*Rolls eyes again* ughhh, ok....
Nicholas:
Wait a second. What are you going to do with your car if it's out of gas?
Tabitha:
uhhh... i have a gas can in it. i need to fill it.
Nicholas:
I have a half-filled gas can in my shed, we can use what's in that and that'll be enough to get you to SA.
Tabitha:
no.... id rather u didnt

**FOR BENEFIT OF YOU THE READER, I AM JUST GOING TO COMMENTARY. We went back and forth for a few minutes, me wanting to bring my gas can to her car and her wanting to drive to her car to get her gas can (I'd only suspect from there she would want me to drive her to SA to fill it and then back to her car to fill her tank a little. I was starting to suspect that she didn't even have a car.**

Nicholas:
Where is your car, again?
Tabitha:
oh it's a couple blocks that way *points south*
Tabitha:
could u just drive me 2 super america?
Nicholas:
How is that going to help you? I thought you needed your gas can?
Tabitha:
oh.... *long pause*.... i called super america and they said they have a gas can waiting for me there....
Nicholas:
Well, how about I get my gas can and we can go fill your car. *walks to shed before she can say no.* *Gets can, finds it is empty* Frick...

**At this point, I was wondering why SA was so crucial when we could have gone to a closer station, such as Walts.**

Nicholas:
K, I guess it's empty, so we will go to Walts first and I'll fill my gas can. That way you can save a few bucks by not having to buy a gas can.

**OTHER CONFUSING CRAP GOES DOWN. She was picky about the car we took. She thought we were taking Jacinda's car over mine, which was parked on the road. She was REALLY afraid of falling over and requested that I pulled out in middle of the road so she woudln't fall when she tried getting in. I started driving south, as she said her car was parked three blocks south.**

Nicholas:
So where's your car, then?
Tabitha:
oh, it's at super america...................
Nicholas:
Oh, I'm sorry, you originally said south and pointed in a south direction. So I am confused to where your car is.
Tabitha:
it's at uper america.
Tabitha:
super*
Nicholas:
*Whatever* *Drives to SA*

**No brainer: WHY THE HECK DID SHE WALK TO MY CAR IF SHE RAN OUT OF GAS AT A GAS STATION. That's like stupid-luck right there!!!!!!!!**

Nicholas:
OK, we are here. Where is your car?
Tabitha:
oh... it's over to the left of the parking lot. you can park over here in between these cars though *points to right side of the parking lot*
Nicholas:
*SUSPICIOUS* Really? Don't you want me to park closer to your car? It's not an inconveinience.
Tabitha:
*sigh* no.... park in between these two cars.
Nicholas:
*WTF* *Kindly says* Are you sure? Do you need help pushing your car to the pumps? It's out of gas. It's really no trouble at all.
Tabitha:
no.... u dont have to
Nicholas:
What about my gas can? Since you don't have one, we can fill that up a bit to get your car to a pump.
Tabitha:
no. you can park in between these two cars.
Nicholas:
Ok...... *dangit*
Tabitha:
thx.... ok can u wait here until i get back?
Nicholas:
If you don't want my help anymore, why do you need me to wait?
Tabitha:
can u just wait? brb
Nicholas:
There is absolutely no reason for me to wait. your car is at super america. You have enough money to buy gas. You should be set.
Tabitha:
oh........ k. well thx so much! you helped me a lot. *Closes car door, scrapes her hand on super gross dusty car windows*
Nicholas:
*Drives off, noticing Tabitha went into SA to buy a pack of cigarettes*

In the end, she was stoned out of her mind and I'm way too naive.

I just need a ride to Soooper Amarrrica.....

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