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The Answer to Cheaper Gas!!!
HEY EVERYONE!! Have I got a cash and gas saving tip for you that will make the oil industry curdle in anger!!! This, folks, is the carbon-neutralizing, tight-dollar secret that Conoco, Philips and Gore do
not
want you to hear. No, the answer is not hydrogen, it isn't bio-fuel, it definitely isn't Ethanol... Prepare to have your socks blown right off!
The key to winning the war against skyrocketing gas prices, air pollution and costly corn-flakes is this: A "
To Do" list
! With the power of the "To Do" list, you can do many of the following, possibly in the same trip, once a week! You will be able to:
Fill a full tank of gas to last you a whole week (or more!).
Collect the groceries necessary to survive on beautiful and tasty home-cooked meals!
Run all letters and packages all at once to the nearest post office / parcel receptacle!
Get a car wash (If even needed, since you will be driving so much
less
frequently, due to your newly-found organizational skill)!
Rent, Borrow, or if needed, buy all entertainment you deem necessary for the week!
Jet to the bank to cash your check
and
note how much extra money you may have in savings (if you aren't doing this online already)!
And what better time to do all these than right after the work-day is complete? You are in the neighborhood, so you might as well!
In all seriousness, though, is it
really
necessary to be making two or three trips a day to pick up only a couple things at a time? It only seems to be the typical consumerist nature in our current "I need it now" culture to just up and hop in the car at moments notice with no real plan of action, except for the fact that they need
one
item or have
one
agenda to complete. I don't know how or when this happened, but I feel too often, gas becomes some sort of mystical energy that powers your car. "Well it's a necessity," seems to over rule any and all logical rationing of how you are utilising the seven gallons of gas left in your car. Do you have a plan for the $24.50 in your gas tank or does the 'necessity' reasoning over rule?
Look at it like this. Say you are sitting at home and you decide you want to pick up a sandwich at Subway for $3.00. You live four miles away and you own a car that gets ~23 miles to the gallon. you paid $3.19 a gallon for gas. In order to get a Spicy Italian sandwich for $2.99 + tax, you are going to end up spending at least $1.10 round trip in gas if there is no traffic or complications. For a grand total for the sandwich alone, you just paid around $4.30.
On the flip-side, say you had the foresight to be able to say, "Hey, I am probably going to want a tasty sandwich in the next week." and chose to buy the materials needed to make the sandwich while you were picking up other food and necessities at the local grocery store. You would most indeed not have $1.10 in gas tied exclusively to a sandwich purchase (unless if you
only
eat sandwiches, in which case, more power to you). Now I doubt on most occasion you are going to drive more than one mile to eat every meal. However, if you take into account that people generally eat both lunch and supper around 350 - 365 days a year. This is over 700 meals a year
per person
. A lot of eating and a lot of driving if you don't plan accordingly.
In the end, this is all really just speculation, but if you run the numbers on your own trips you make, you'd be suprised exactly how much gas and money you consume in a week. So with that said, it isn't necessarily just the big companies faults that buying a tank of gas feels like a burden, it is also our own if we don't watch how we manage it.
Tags:
Gas
,
Consumerism
posted at
4/7/2008
1 Comments
I just need a ride to Soooper Amarrrica.....
Last night Jacinda and I were hanging out in the living room, looking at 50's ads when
all of a sudden
door knocking was heard on our front entry. A an older, larger woman was on my front porch asking for money. Let me explain further in the manner of an online converstation. Since I did not get the name of this woman, I shall call her
Tabitha
.
Tabitha:
*Knocks on door*
Nicholas:
*Opens Door*
Nicholas:
Hello?
Tabitha:
*Sigh* hi... my car brke ran out of gas a few bloks that way *points south*
Tabitha:
i was wondring if u culd give me $3 so i could put gas in it....
Tabitha:
could*
Nicholas:
*Rolls eyes*..... Are you serious.... k... Here's $3 (now get off my porch)... *Glances to Jacinda*
Tabitha:
thank u so much. omg... hey... can u give me a ride to my car...
Nicholas:
*Rolls eyes again* ughhh, ok....
Nicholas:
Wait a second. What are you going to do with your car if it's out of gas?
Tabitha:
uhhh... i have a gas can in it. i need to fill it.
Nicholas:
I have a half-filled gas can in my shed, we can use what's in that and that'll be enough to get you to SA.
Tabitha:
no.... id rather u didnt
**FOR BENEFIT OF YOU THE READER, I AM JUST GOING TO COMMENTARY. We went back and forth for a few minutes, me wanting to bring my gas can to her car and her wanting to drive to her car to get her gas can (I'd only suspect from there she would want me to drive her to SA to fill it and then back to her car to fill her tank a little. I was starting to suspect that she didn't even have a car.**
Nicholas:
Where is your car, again?
Tabitha:
oh it's a couple blocks that way *points south*
Tabitha:
could u just drive me 2 super america?
Nicholas:
How is that going to help you? I thought you needed your gas can?
Tabitha:
oh.... *long pause*.... i called super america and they said they have a gas can waiting for me there....
Nicholas:
Well, how about I get my gas can and we can go fill your car. *walks to shed before she can say no.* *Gets can, finds it is empty* Frick...
**At this point, I was wondering why SA was so crucial when we could have gone to a closer station, such as Walts.**
Nicholas:
K, I guess it's empty, so we will go to Walts first and I'll fill my gas can. That way you can save a few bucks by not having to buy a gas can.
**OTHER CONFUSING CRAP GOES DOWN. She was picky about the car we took. She thought we were taking Jacinda's car over mine, which was parked on the road. She was REALLY afraid of falling over and requested that I pulled out in middle of the road so she woudln't fall when she tried getting in. I started driving south, as she said her car was parked three blocks south.**
Nicholas:
So where's your car, then?
Tabitha:
oh, it's at super america...................
Nicholas:
Oh, I'm sorry, you originally said south and pointed in a south direction. So I am confused to where your car is.
Tabitha:
it's at uper america.
Tabitha:
super*
Nicholas:
*Whatever* *Drives to SA*
**No brainer: WHY THE HECK DID SHE WALK TO MY CAR IF SHE RAN OUT OF GAS AT A GAS STATION. That's like stupid-luck right there!!!!!!!!**
Nicholas:
OK, we are here. Where is your car?
Tabitha:
oh... it's over to the left of the parking lot. you can park over here in between these cars though *points to right side of the parking lot*
Nicholas:
*SUSPICIOUS* Really? Don't you want me to park closer to your car? It's not an inconveinience.
Tabitha:
*sigh* no.... park in between these two cars.
Nicholas:
*WTF* *Kindly says* Are you sure? Do you need help pushing your car to the pumps? It's out of gas. It's really no trouble at all.
Tabitha:
no.... u dont have to
Nicholas:
What about my gas can? Since you don't have one, we can fill that up a bit to get your car to a pump.
Tabitha:
no. you can park in between these two cars.
Nicholas:
Ok...... *dangit*
Tabitha:
thx.... ok can u wait here until i get back?
Nicholas:
If you don't want my help anymore, why do you need me to wait?
Tabitha:
can u just wait? brb
Nicholas:
There is absolutely no reason for me to wait. your car is at super america. You have enough money to buy gas. You should be set.
Tabitha:
oh........ k. well thx so much! you helped me a lot. *Closes car door, scrapes her hand on super gross dusty car windows*
Nicholas:
*Drives off, noticing Tabitha went into SA to buy a pack of cigarettes*
In the end, she was stoned out of her mind and I'm way too naive.
Tags:
Archive_Blogger
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drugs
,
gas
,
night
,
small town
,
stoners
,
super america
posted at
2/22/2007
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